shyfoxling: Sirius and Harry looking at photo, text "Damn, this is some quality fanfic." (approve (quality fanfic))
( Jan. 4th, 2017 12:08 am)
SS/HG is not my ship, so I wasn't watching [ profile] sshg_giftfest that it was made for, and ran across this on AO3 instead. But. You guys. [ profile] mywitch's Farmer Granger and the Most Glorious Cock (AO3 link) is a glorious thing. It's a Little Golden Book parody, so a quick read. The art style is just fabulous and cute, and the naughty writing is clever. NWS at the end; most of it is WS albeit packed with bawdy puns. Author's warning for "Out of control whimsy"!
shyfoxling: Things I am no longer allowed to do at Hogwarts, number 257: I will not teach Peeves to sing "Henry the 8th I am." (humor (peeves henry 8th))
( Sep. 22nd, 2016 11:39 pm)
I'm sure this is just a typo (since they spell it correctly in the next paragraph), but...

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Harry. You are marring Ron's sister. Just let Ron be your best man."

At least, I assume it's a typo. Ron might not agree.
shyfoxling: Ravenclaw crest (Default)
( Jun. 2nd, 2016 01:38 am)
Per :

Go to this website:
• Pick 15 characters from any fandom
[unspoken: put them in the box, randomize, then paste in your answers next to the prompts]
• Tag five or more people.
• Have fun!

Well. I dunno if I can do #2 or #3 there. But if you want to know: Read more... )
shyfoxling: Trelawney looking surprised, text "WTF?" (confused (trelawney wtf))
( May. 26th, 2016 03:17 pm)

(from Sorted for iOS Makes Task Management Simple and Fast)

At first I saw "Bake birthday cake for Harry" and was going to be like ha ha, it's Hagrid's iPhone. (Although he could probably use a fullsize iPad as a phone.) But then I read the rest of the mockup. "Netflix and chill" at 9:45 AM? ("Who's together by then? You can still taste the toothpaste.") Morning sex is a fine thing, sure, but seems like an odd thing to have to schedule in advance. And a phone call to the mother-in-law immediately afterwards? Eeeurgh. And that's some quick cake-baking, only 45 minutes allotted for the whole process? No decorations, I guess; sorry, Harry. And why is "juice" in quotes? What are they actually doing at this supposed "juice bar"? Besides discussing "Business ideas [they] will never..." and "Primer", which I'm going to choose to read as paint primer because why not.

The more I try to think about all this the more confused and disturbed I get.
shyfoxling: black and white portrait of David Tennant (david tennant (b&w))
( May. 4th, 2016 02:19 pm)
1:54:47 PM - Chekhov's banana: although i'm sure if David Tennant hired himself out as a therapy animal and let people pet his hair that he would wonder why he'd ever bothered doing a cowtown puppet show* like doctor who, because clearly THIS is where the real money is

* - spot the MST3K ref!
shyfoxling: Text "Sectumsempra: Latin for 'sadistic bastard'" (humor (sectumsempra))
( Apr. 17th, 2016 11:25 pm)
(confused? see [ profile] thesetupwizard... nothing direct, but will provide a little context. we are silly, silly people.)

[personal profile] enotsola: Well, if you want to get an eastern European wizard to acknowledge Muggle technology, what do you give him?
[personal profile] shyfoxling: Russian porn?
[personal profile] enotsola: Close.
[personal profile] shyfoxling: ...Tetris?
shyfoxling: tenth doctor with 3D glasses holding a cyberman's head (doctor who (ten and cyberhead))
( Dec. 9th, 2014 05:01 pm)
me: and even 14 inches isn't really that deep
me: "Pick-up lines of a Time Lord, or, How to get laid in chronological order"
my husband: That together really frightens me

lol. Those lines weren't connected, he just didn't happen to say anything in between them. The first was talking about snow and the second was an amusing fanfic title. But. Yeah. ("Small, medium, ooh baby, and AUGH LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS")
shyfoxling: Text "Sectumsempra: Latin for 'sadistic bastard'" (humor (sectumsempra))
( Jun. 5th, 2012 10:04 pm)
Just think if Harry's Invisibility Cloak had been a pair of these instead:

shyfoxling: Ravenclaw crest (Default)
( Mar. 8th, 2012 09:48 pm)
Seen on tumblr: Who meme:

Your job is now your Time Lord name.
...y'know, somehow, "Cataloger Who" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in.
1. Um, so. I haven't ever died yet, I guess?

The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe.
My computer spot is rather close to the wall, so I would apparently be known for being a naked Time Lord if there didn't chance to be a bra I'm waiting to do a little repair on sitting on top of the file cabinet there. Although I'm not sure it's better to be noted for being a Time Lord who either is topless but for her bra, or wears one in some kind of inappropriate manner, such as outside her shirt or on her head or pinned on a lapel like so much celery.

The last person you texted is your current companion.
My husband. Works for me.

Your favorite word is now your catchphrase.
...I honestly have no answer for this. I said "What's my favorite word?" to Mr Smartass McHusbandpants over there <--- and he said "Is it?"

In other news, I hear Who's on first.

Appropriate appropriated quote is appropriate(d).

("Eddies in the spacetime continuum."
"Is he, is he.")
I'm doing the audit of your house Malfoy and this room doesn't seem to be on the blueprints.

... they're like house elves, only blonder and more entitled.
shyfoxling: Ravenclaw crest (Default)
( Jan. 5th, 2012 12:41 am)
Nothing wrong with this summary, but:

Severus Snape is dying. He knows it, he accepts it. As he does, a pair of arms welcomes him in his afterlife...

I misread "arms" as "worms."


(My, what a game of pinochle they could play in that snout...)
shyfoxling: Ravenclaw crest, text "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." (snarky (ravenclaw tact))
( Oct. 18th, 2011 10:20 pm)
Some of this post is pastede on yey from chat log with husband, plus bonus font markup.

For some reason I have got the idea in my head that writing an interactive fiction (aka text adventure) not-quite-perfect-play game transcript as a form of fanfic would be amusing to anyone other than myself (and possibly [ profile] bethos, who I beta-tested a Potterverse IF game for a few years ago). I've been chuckling over random lines here and there for the past two hours.

Let's never mind what a long hard slog it would be to write even a transcript, never mind a game. I tried IF authoring once, with Adventure Game Toolkit, which is, um, looked on with some horror and is very much Not Inform and Not TADS. I digress, I'm sure, from the understanding of most people reading this. So anyway, all that is only explanation (well...) for this:


this is taking over my brain


[if player is not holding a wand]
In this universe, wizards usually need wands.


Read more... )

Have you tried...

...taking Polyjuice while someone else is present?
...INSULTing various characters, such as your professors, Severus, James, Sirius, Hagrid, Peeves...?
...INSULTing James or Sirius while Severus is present?
...INSULTing Lily while Severus is present? (You may wish to SAVE your state first.)


(I'm amused, but not really surprised, that I had an extant tag for "sarcasm" and didn't have to create it to apply it to this post.)
shyfoxling: Text "Sectumsempra: Latin for 'sadistic bastard'" (humor (sectumsempra))
( Aug. 10th, 2011 03:26 pm)
Oolon Colluphid says:
BillCorbett: Bacon is my horcrux. All of it. I live in ALL bacon. #yourmove

BeelzeBLT says:
but does he live in my bacony poop after I'm done with it?

Oolon Colluphid says:
no.. so the only way to defeat him is to eat ALL THE BACON.
So like Harry Potter, you must sacrifice yourself to defeat him

BeelzeBLT says:
shyfoxling: Movie still from Goblet of Fire, text "Snape looks kinda sexy" (severus smex (kinda sexy))
( Jul. 7th, 2011 04:23 pm)
Lucasian hyperspace says:
lol. this fic isn't bad, but somehow this summary makes me laugh:
Written for the "SEVERUS, YOU MOVE SO SEDUCTIVELY." Challenge. Severus Snape goes out for the night and ends up bringing someone from his past home with him. SSxSB. One-Shot.

Oolon Colluphid says:

Lucasian hyperspace says:
get it? caps? holla?
u c what i did thar?

(I know you fine; I said how you doin')
shyfoxling: Things I am no longer allowed to do at Hogwarts, number 257: I will not teach Peeves to sing "Henry the 8th I am." (humor (peeves henry 8th))
( Apr. 8th, 2011 11:27 am)
OK, this is kind of silly and dumb, but the last panel made me LOL:

Team Wizardy Rocket
by ~Azumi-chachan on deviantART
Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are merely mediocre, and sometimes quite okay. They just all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.


Sequel to The Great Tragedy of Severus Snape. SLASH Harry and Severus have been married for five years when Severus has an accident

Sounds like it's time for some rubber sheets.


A sequel to 'Harry Get's Engaged' you could read this without reading the first one but i wouldnt.

Guy at the end of the story will totally shank you.


Remus gets a card for his Birthday, full of promice, and smut.

Ooh! Those are much fancier than amateur mice.


Read more... )
shyfoxling: Ravenclaw crest (humor (badly groomed))
( Nov. 8th, 2010 04:20 pm)
I know what they mean by "wizard" in this context (a bit more broadly applied than you might be familiar with: WorkFlows calls every task tool a "wizard"), but I never really saw this line in the splash screen before, since usually it goes by too quickly (long story short: library server woes today).

*sporfle* If only it were that easy, eh?

(Although beware an "I Dated a Robot" scenario...)
shyfoxling: Ravenclaw crest (humour (severus lulz))
( Oct. 19th, 2010 02:17 am)
(sorry for the repost - I appear to have screwed up somehow on the first one.)

Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are merely mediocre, and sometimes quite okay. They just all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.


What if the Girl Who lived was turned into a kitten, by Ron who messed up his charm wording?

Ooer. That's an unfortunate nickname. Wonder how Ron came by it.


Severus remembers when he fell in love with Hermione and writes her a letter. Inspired by David Bowies song

...entitled "I'm Afraid of Americans (Writing Fanfic)".

(unfortunately for this joke, the writer turns out to actually be British. shhh.)


Be blind. It doesn't matter

The DMV begs to differ.

Read more... )


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